Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Where is the Beef?

.
Just checking in with you all. I hope that you've been tuned into Fox News during my absense. I know that it's not quite like the Thought Dock, but I am hoping it will allow you to hang on during my time away.

Someone has asked about about when the real meat will come again from the Dock. You must understand that as with any lost and hungry wanderer, one must first quench his thirst, before taking the meat. Without that, you'd get stomach cramps. So, as the Doctor of Thought, it is for me to decide when the beef will come. Too soon, and you'll all get sick. Too late and it will be all back to Square 1. It ain't easy.

I wanted to thank those that tried to be along my route through the western states to catch a glimpse of me. I did notice some flags flying along my route and an abandoned ice chest in the lanes of Interstate 80. Sorry, if I let you down. However, I now wonder if some of those half staffed flags were meant for the late Senator. I know that many of you must have felt the urge to leave your roadside seats to watch Fox News' coverage of the late Senator Kennedy. I understand.

Well, I'll be on the return leg of my trip with plans to hit the road Monday afternoon. My route include visits and possible stops through Billings, Spokane, and Portland. Of course, I prefer the smaller cities and roadside rests over the bigger cities and pompas hotels. So you'll be more likely to see me in those places. Line up and wave your flags (USA only) and salute me as I pass. I'll return with a free blast from the Wheeled Manor's horn. Sometimes I even blast it when I don't see anyone, but when I feel your presense. I apologize for being a bit vague with my route, but I'm sure you understand my safety concerns.

Anyway..... I'll be back at the Thought Dock very soon... Hang on..
.

1 comment:

  1. i keep hearing "hail to the chef"
    hope all good things are cookin' travel safe

    ReplyDelete