Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I'm not yet Boiled

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And it is the Soldier,
Not the Poet,
That gives us Freedom of Speech.
Father Dennis O'Brien, USMC
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Geez, it's been in the mid 80's in this Central Oregon Coastal Community this past week. When you are used to mild 68-72 summertime weather, that's what Coloradoans call "boiling." We'll, I'm not yet boiled, at least not yet hard boiled, anyway.

Now, for those of you who complain about the summer heat in your town, come on up. That goes for Sista elder, who in addition to the average 100+ degree summer days of Inland Central California, her metabolism is out of sync, which then affects her core body temperature. She's a sweater.

And, it just so happens that the property right next door to us has been placed on the market. 200' of the Lake shoreline, over 1 acre, all utilities, and ready to build your dream home or simply place your favorite manufactured (they once were called trailers) home on. And, you'd be within a football field's length of the Thought Dock itself.

Whether you are distant or local, friend or relative, Texan, Coloradoan, Californian, or elsewhere, come on up! I'll put you up. But you have to be an Ultra Conservative Republican (UCR) because that is what we need to combat the Extremely Liberal Oregon Democrat (ELOD), who still wear tied died clothing and smoke their own home grown.

The Thought Dock only welcomes UCR's. Reserve your time now! The coming weekend is spoken for by the udda brudda, and Christmas is booked with half the grandchildren and their parents from Central Colorado, and our grand daughter from Southern California and her parents. But even so, I'll still take you in. Thanksgiving Day, or any other Day.

So bring your boots and fishing gear. Enjoy a vacation here, as I do every day, every year!
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1 comment:

  1. i have only galoshes. i have a feeling one must wear hip boots at the thought dock

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