As the mold returns

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The Great Pacific Northwest is a beautiful, but sometimes a challenging place to live.  With moisture abundant, cool temperatures, and longer periods of darkness, battling mold growth is a never ending chore.

Mold, like liberalism, thrives in dark and dingy places like closets.  Left unchecked, it will spread beneath the door's threshold and creep along the baseboard to the next crevice and attempt to turn the corner to affect (or infect) the next room.

Little gives me more satisfaction then to spray the infection with chlorine or let light into the closet and watch the mold shrivel and withdraw into the crevice that it came from right before my eyes.

You know, I care about what happens in the closet.  I care about about the drug use, alcoholism, corruption, same sex marriages, out of wedlock child births, and how many wives a man takes.  I care about what thieves, liars, and creeps do in the closet.

Mold hates light like liberals hate the truth.  Liberals promote hate by justifying it as a way to promote what they believe is for the "Greater Good."  Ask Holder. 

So open your closet and expose the mold to the Light of God.  Spray some chlorine and sweep up the filth.  You'll never completely rid the place of it, but you can certainly keep it in check that way.

On a lighter note, we leave Saturday morning!
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